Joke#2

So, there's this string, and he walks into a bar. The barman, however, tells him, "Hey, we don't serve your kind here," and throws him out on the street. The string goes back into the bar, and immediately gets thrown out again. The string, being an emotional string, sits on the curb for a few moments and cries. Then he has an idea. He ties himself into a bow and unravels his ends. He marches back into the bar. The barman looks at him very closely and inquires, "Are you the string?" "No, I'm a frayed knot"