Oogamagook on Class

Oogamagook is a barbarian. Thus, he has poor tastes in music. (See the logic there?) And he hates librarians. He can't understand why on earth anyone would want to stick something in his ear, just to have it yell at him. And he can't understand why anyone would want some old lady to tell him what kind of book he wants to read. He likes to listen to soft music like something by the Neanderthal equivalent of Paul Simon, or just the brook burbling outside his cave. And, heck, he can't even understand why anyone would want to read a book. Oogamagook is not a very cultured troglodyte, but then again, is anybody? And, just because he isn't classy doesn't mean that he isn't happy. In fact, he rather enjoys being rude, crude ,and socially unacceptable, thank you very much!